> Apparently, they had been up all night talking about Newton and gravity and stuff.

This needs clarification: after Dave and I got our super sweet hour of sleep on Friday night, I was woken up by the alarm. Dave, being incredibly dense, sleeps like a rock. The alarm wasn't waking him up. I stumbled over (it was near his bed!) and turned it off, but I had to get him up so he could take a shower and stuff. Since I was so incredibly tired, I couldn't remember how to speak. I was trying to shout, "Dave! Alarm!" but I had forgotten the word for alarm. Instead I started shouting "Newton! Gravity!" At the time, I *knew* it was wrong, but it was the closest thing to "wake up" I could think of.

Ste "I just finished sleeping for ten hours and I'm still tired!" phen