I just re-read the "Dan Quayle Quotes" section of "Things People Said," and I realized something. About ten years ago, MAD Magazine ran an article called "Future Dan Quayle Quotes We Can Expect to Hear." Several of the quotes on the "Things People Said" page come from thhat, and not from real Dan Quayle quotes! Gasp! A journalistic scandal!

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