> About two weeks ago I drove all over New York, Pennsylvania, and Maryland looking at colleges. I'm not going to talk about that, because it's boring. And that's even when compared to what I'm about to talk about: New York. Specifically New York City. I must say, NYC is a very interesting place. I could spend hours just talking about the traffic. And I will.

You knob. You should have contacted me and we could've met up.

-Faux "I WORK IN NEW YORK CITY! GAH!" Pas