> > > > Some time within the next three or so centuries, the island of La Palma will erupt, causing half of the volcano to slip into the sea.
> > >
> > > I got news for you, my friend. I'll be doomed long before then.
> >
> > Bear in mind that "sometime within the next 3 centuries" includes this afternoon. You might not be doomed by then.
>
> I am most certainly doomed by then. I've been doomed since the day I was born - by definition.
>

Hehe. What a treat. Folks, these statements are, of course, Classic Darienism™. :-)

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