> > > > > I got news for you, my friend. I'll be doomed long before then.
> > > >
> > > I've been doomed since the day I was born - by definition.
> > >
> >
> > Hehe. What a treat. Folks, these statements are, of course, Classic Darienism™. :-)
>
> I get the sneaking suspicion that I'm being picked on. ;-}
>
> Dar "Picky, picky, picky" ien

Whazzat you say? You're getting picked on? PICKED ON? Huh? PICKED ON? Oh yeah? Why you! How dare you imply I'm a bully! I'll show you getting PICKED ON! No I'm not losing my head!! It was bad enough with the Darwinism jokes in high school about "Natural Academic Selection" picking out SURVIVAL for the FITTEST GEEK having the Thickest Glasses. Bah. DEATH to all geeks!

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;-)