> Ah, I was waiting for someone to make this mistake. The spelling has become a personal running joke for me.
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> Ell"Quick! Catch that buss!"myruh

There's a traffic sign at a popular children's museum in Salt Lake (well, it used to be popular, back when I was a child.) that says "No Left Turn except busses" (or something like that.)
I guess you can only turn left if you're kissing at the time, although that seems a little dangerous to me.

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