*applauds* Wow, that interpretation actually made sense! I can throw in a few things to yours, though...

>
> > Later I was drifting on a boat with no sails or oars
> > I was surrounded by shrieking little boys and little girls
> > Like listening to the tower of Babel, each one politely instructed me
> > On the state of our crazy little world
> > And the boat makes its way to a quaint little town
> > Full of murdering rapists and thieves
> > And a little girl who later became famous
> > Lived in sticks among the trees
> >
>
> I think we're in Frontierland now, aboard um, that big ship whose name I can't think of, going across to uh, that little island whose name I can't think of either. Or possibly the Pirates of the Caribbean, which would fit better--boats, a town, pirates. The stick/tree refers to the Swiss Family Robinson's treehouse, I suppose, but the little girl is a mystery.
>

That's GOT to be It's A Small World and Pirates of the Carribean. Dunno about the little girl thing though...

> Toonville! (Toontown? Toonburgh?...it's been a while). Favorite ride there = Roger Rabbit's.
>

Toontown. *nods*

> > Times have changed and many battles have been fought
> > Right now there's a grizzly bear in a parking lot
>
> The California Adventure amusement park, built right next door, with the cheezy Grizzly Bear Mountain. No one I've talked to who has been there seems to like it very much.
>

I want to see that park, if only to compare it insanely to Disney World (from looking at the description of the Hollywood themed area, it sounds like that particular part is Disney-MGM Studios shrunk).

>
> > The world-famous light bulbs are no longer turned on
>
> Bye bye, Main Street Electrical Parade, and the mind-numbing music which accompanied it.
>

The Parade is at Disney World, though. Saw it in November and loved it. :)

> > The bus system of the future has already come and gone
>
> ..the not-at-all-lamented people-mover, possibly the slowest ride *ever*.
>

And the Rocket Rods are gone now too. :p

> > There's another movie theater but this one has color flicks

*sticks her tongue out at Honey, I Shrunk The Audience and defaces the Imagination Institute sign* DEATH TO IT ALL! *calms down*



Um... I'm done now. :)

Sosi"wants to go to Disneyland Paris while in Europe, they have TEH BETS Space Mountain"qui