> > > I was watching the TV show where people try to set/break world records... and a guy drank a bottle of ketchup in something like 60 seconds, if I remember the time correctly. I think he said that he just liked ketchup a lot, and it turned into trying to see how fast he could consume it.
> > >
> > > He *drank* an *entire* bottle of ketchup.
> > > Through a straw.
> > >
> > > Disgusting.
> > >
> > > Gahalia
> >
> > Oh. A straw. I was wondering how he did that. Ketchup is sooooooo slow coming out of the bottle. It often takes 30 minutes to drink a whole bottle. Plastic bottles help some because you can squeeze them, but it's still slow. I'm glad to hear about the straw trick. It should come in handy.
> > How"urp"ard
>
> I was watching TV last night, as I sometimes do, and I saw an advert for Heinz ketchup that made me think of this thread. The visuals aren't important or relevant, but the voice-over goes something like:
>
> "There's nothing slower than Heinz ketchup. Unless it's in plastic squeezy bottles. Then there's lots of things that are slower, like... marmalade, and... rocks, for instance.
>
> "Heinz ketchup. Now faster than marmalade and rocks."
>
> winter"Just thought I'd share"mute


Another commercial for a ketchup brand I don't remember:

"Ketchup doesn't do it to be rude."

"But let's face it."

"It is."

End of commercial.

jul"imagining what my cheeks would look like if I tried to ... consume ketchup through a straw. LOL!"ian