> > I was watching the TV show where people try to set/break world records... and a guy drank a bottle of ketchup in something like 60 seconds, if I remember the time correctly. I think he said that he just liked ketchup a lot, and it turned into trying to see how fast he could consume it.
> >
> > He *drank* an *entire* bottle of ketchup.
> > Through a straw.
> >
> > Disgusting.
> >
> > Gahalia
>
> Oh. A straw. I was wondering how he did that. Ketchup is sooooooo slow coming out of the bottle. It often takes 30 minutes to drink a whole bottle. Plastic bottles help some because you can squeeze them, but it's still slow. I'm glad to hear about the straw trick. It should come in handy.
> How"urp"ard

I was watching TV last night, as I sometimes do, and I saw an advert for Heinz ketchup that made me think of this thread. The visuals aren't important or relevant, but the voice-over goes something like:

"There's nothing slower than Heinz ketchup. Unless it's in plastic squeezy bottles. Then there's lots of things that are slower, like... marmalade, and... rocks, for instance.

"Heinz ketchup. Now faster than marmalade and rocks."

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