> A month ago I walked in to the shop and saw, to my suprise, "Battered Mars Bar". Now, I can think of a lot of things you can do with Mars bars, but putting them in batter?
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> As well as that, they have lobster in batter and spam fritters (Spam in batter, of course - which is more understandable, but still a disaster waiting to happen).
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> What next? Battered cucumbers? Battered bananas? Battered newspaper? The mind boggles.
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Hey, I've tried battered Mars Bars, in fact I seem to remember having a discussion in chat about them. They're alright, but I wouldn't write home about them. Battered bananas, now that's a different story. All of the fish and chip shops here do battered bananas...yum!!!!

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