For the h4x0r-impaired, I shall now endeavor to provide a translation for this post. (By the way, congrats, Grishy. :-) )


> LOLOLOLLLOOOO!!!!!1111

LOL!

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I talked on the phone a while ago with the human resources woman at the company I interviewed with on Wednesday and I got the job! Dudes, I am so excited because I've been waiting so long for this job! I get to do graphic design like my degree says and for good money, too! (Can you tell I am excited?)

> 50 i 63tz 2 5t4rt 4t m¥ n00 j00b 0n m0nd4y J00n 4 8 2 5! i 4m r3477¥ 3XXXXit3d buot ti!!! 50 rinkwrkz d00dZ u c4n 477 wshi m3 g00d 7uKKz0rz 4t my n00 j0bb!!! it'5 c4773d "Edl3r b33Rm4n" an d NO I M N0T m4kinG B33RZ I d0 n0t b3l33v3 iN b33#rz n w0uld n0t d0 a j00b were t3hy w4nt3d m23 2 d0 th4t 50 itis OK.

So I get to start at my new job on Monday, June 4, 8 to 5! I am really excited about it! So, RinkWorks dudes, you can wish me good luck at my new job! It's called "Elder-Beerman" and no, I am not making beer. I do not believe in beer and would not do a job where they wanted me to do that, so it is OK.

> tehy h4v3 thsi r0XX0R w3B 51T3 I WI77 SHOW U!!!!11!!lololLLL!

They have this [direct translation near-impossible, but "ruling" would work] web site I will show you! LOL!

> 6ri"r0XX0r d00dZ!1!"5hn¥

Gri"[ruling] dudes!"shny

(Saku[And there you have it]ra)