> I'm due to be a godmother for the kid, so I'm feeling all exited.

I would've exited, too. :)

> The mother is a pagan, the father a lapsed jew and my religion varies depending on my mood, so I doubt it'll be your usual christening.

And yet, when a Jew marries a Christian... I dunno. Centuries of "Christians" not following Christ haunts us(as a whole) to this day.

> Well, the short end of the story is this: Everyone go out and buy yourself a cigar and send me the recipt.

Bubble gum generally counts, right?

> winter"I get to see the kid this evening"mute

Which leads me to this question: Where did the tradition start of encouraging, due to a birth, lung cancer, air pollution et al. among males?

Nyper"No deseo fumar"old