> As many of you may or may not know, I play a lot of video games. Until recently I thought that this was just a rather geeky hobby, destined to do little more than chip away at my free time or any hint of a social life. That was until this morning.
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> Apparently (see link below) I have been turned into a mindless killer (which I've long known about) thanks to video games (I didn't know this until today). Even better, I can apparently make BILLIONS by suing the media for this!! I also watch tons of movies -- anybody who looked through my DVD collection would find such great killer-makers as "Army of Darkness" or "Terminator 2."
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> Anyway, I figure all we need is a shrink to say that I'm crazy, and a lawyer to start suing for several billion dollars. Who is ready to help me out? We'll split the profit three ways...
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> Stephen

Ohh ohh ohh me me me

I am neither a lawyer or a shrink but I reckon I would be good as a secret agent like Clare in the first Mission Impossible. Do you need a secret agent? I could tap into the phone lines and stuff. How much profit are you expecting to make? Just wondering.......

Lizzie