As many of you may or may not know, I play a lot of video games. Until recently I thought that this was just a rather geeky hobby, destined to do little more than chip away at my free time or any hint of a social life. That was until this morning.

Apparently (see link below) I have been turned into a mindless killer (which I've long known about) thanks to video games (I didn't know this until today). Even better, I can apparently make BILLIONS by suing the media for this!! I also watch tons of movies -- anybody who looked through my DVD collection would find such great killer-makers as "Army of Darkness" or "Terminator 2."

Anyway, I figure all we need is a shrink to say that I'm crazy, and a lawyer to start suing for several billion dollars. Who is ready to help me out? We'll split the profit three ways...

Stephen