I just did possibly the most embarrassing thing of my life. Coming back from the Easter holidays to my school (I'm in Year 11, I don't know what that is in US grades), I got myself all worked up over my French homework, packed my bag carefully, came into school...and whoops, non-pupil day. I am now standing in a library having just emailed my dad, wondering what the heck to do next, and I've just realised that I won't be able to get back home for another three and a half hours. Oh well. If my form tutor carries out her threat of putting up a big banner tomorrow saying "WELCOME BACK PHILIP" I am probably going to punch her in the teeth. Never mind.

Phil-"I am now wallowing in the awful cesspools of my own embarrassment so don't even speak to me"-bee