> "Rule Six". Spill the funny beans. And pronto!
>
> Wolf "has been prone to telling math jokes in the forum, at least three that I recall... Here's one of them" spirit


Here goes:

Two guys who happen to be calculus teachers are having lunch in a local café one day. Sometime during the conversation, one of them says that the better looking a woman is, the dumber she will turn out to be.

Later, the guy who said this goes to the restroom. The other math man wants to take this opportunity to poke fun at his friend, so he calls over the most gorgeous, most beautiful waitress in the dining area (who was consequently also blond). She is, without a doubt, the best looking waitress in the café. He tells her that he's trying to play a joke on his friend and that whatever question he asks her later, she is to answer "x-squared." (x^2)

When the friend returns, the guy says that he will let him call over any of the waitresses and that waitress would be able to answer a simple calculus problem. The friend doesn't hesistate to pick out the same beautiful waitress that the jokester did. Completely sure of himself now, the man proceeds to ask the waitress, "I was wondering if you could tell us what the integral of 2x is?"

To this the waitress calmly replies,
"That's easy, x-squared plus C." (x^2 + C)


Yes, I'm a male teenager myself, but this shows that I don't presume anything about any women...though the assumption is usually warranted {dodges flying fruit and vegetables}. Just kidding...I really respect women though and that's not just a cheap self-promotion.


--Light"proud to be a fellow mathster and veritable mathimatical receptacle"side