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Re: Really, Really Bad Joke for Howard
Posted By: Wolfspirit, on host 64.229.203.46
Date: Monday, March 5, 2001, at 18:55:37
In Reply To: Re: Really, Really Bad Joke for Howard posted by Howard on Sunday, March 4, 2001, at 15:59:32:

> > My sister found this one recently in a party-cracker favor.
> >
> > / / / / Q. / / Why was the professor cross-eyed?
> >
> > / / / / A. / / Because he couldn't control his pupils!
> >
> >
> > Wolf "Mmmm... if Sam had a 'Search' function in RBJ, then we could tell instantly if the joke has already been submitted (and groaned over 8-)" spirit
>
> Sorry. 1964.
> The companion joke back then was, Why did the doctor close his practice?"
> Because he lost his patience(patients).
> Howard

Wow. I'd like to know where you're pinpointing the exact dates for the jokes. Johnny Carson archives? Or is it your sheer indelible memory power, just like a bear trap? :-)

Wolf "just curious; this is the second time I've noticed" spirit