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Re: Really, Really Bad Joke for Howard
Posted By: Howard, on host 209.86.36.143
Date: Sunday, March 4, 2001, at 15:59:32
In Reply To: Really, Really Bad Joke for Howard posted by Wolfspirit on Sunday, March 4, 2001, at 10:03:01:

> My sister found this one recently in a party-cracker favor.
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> / / / / Q. / / Why was the professor cross-eyed?
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> / / / / A. / / Because he couldn't control his pupils!
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> Wolf "Mmmm... if Sam had a 'Search' function in RBJ, then we could tell instantly if the joke has already been submitted (and groaned over 8-)" spirit

Sorry. 1964.
The companion joke back then was, Why did the doctor close his practice?"
Because he lost his patience(patients).
Howard

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