> > After the initial formalities, we found our table and I had to decide the amount of lobster I should get. Since I had no idea, I ordered two which was obviously too much for a novice like myself.

Two? I can't even imagine anybody ordering two lobsters. They must be a different species to the ones we have around here. How big are they? Did you take a picture?

Brunnen-"also, ordering two lobsters per person around here would usually require mortgaging your house"G