> I was going to put this in "Really Bad Jokes," but then I decided it was too good to qualify.
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> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
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> "I see millions and millions of stars," Watson replied.
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> "What does that tell you?" asked Holmes.
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> Watson pondered a moment and said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can
> see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
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> Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

I'm in panic mode! I have a file of Sherlock Holmes jokes and I can't find it! My filing system is called, "It's around here somewhere."
Howard