> I'm in panic mode! I have a file of Sherlock Holmes jokes and I can't find it! My filing
> system is called, "It's around here somewhere."
>
> Wait! Here's one under "Jokes Teachers Tell Other Teachers."
>
> Dr.Watson: "I understand you were once an educator, Holmes. What level were you certified
> to teach?"
>
> Holmes: "Elementary, Dr. Watson, elementary."
>
> (Is that bad enough?)

I know a worse, but it requires a knowledge of rather obscure and possibly obsolete British slang.

Should I tell it anyway?

Paul