> How's this for terrible thoughts?
> What if you were flying in an airplane and the pilot was Jim Carey?
> Or, you were riding in a taxi through downtown L.A. and the driver was Ray Charles?
> Or, you were on death row and they said the Govenor is here to see you and it turned out to be George W. Bush?
> Or you went into a barber shop and the barber was Edward Sissorhands?
> Or you went into a bank to draw out your money and the teller was too busy to wait on you because she was putting on diamond earrings and looking through a stack of airline tickets.
> Or you were sailing on a ship when you notice the captain wearing a life jacket and climbing into a lifeboat.
> Or you are wading at the beach when the water level takes a sudden drop and the tsunami warning sounds.
> Howard

-I think having edward sissorhands for a barber would be awsome. He could make an elephant out of your hair like he did to those bushes.