How's this for terrible thoughts?
What if you were flying in an airplane and the pilot was Jim Carey?
Or, you were riding in a taxi through downtown L.A. and the driver was Ray Charles?
Or, you were on death row and they said the Govenor is here to see you and it turned out to be George W. Bush?
Or you went into a barber shop and the barber was Edward Sissorhands?
Or you went into a bank to draw out your money and the teller was too busy to wait on you because she was putting on diamond earrings and looking through a stack of airline tickets.
Or you were sailing on a ship when you notice the captain wearing a life jacket and climbing into a lifeboat.
Or you are wading at the beach when the water level takes a sudden drop and the tsunami warning sounds.
Howard