Did you know that historically, whichever candidate won Ohio won the Presidency? And it's still true! Apparently Ohio is supposed to be some sort of "microcosm" of the entire nation.

I have absolutely no facts to back this up. I'm just repeating what The Scotsman told me. If anyone wants to argue about it, he'll have to take it from here.

Gri"Q: why were the Kentuckians throwing dynamite across the Ohio River at the Ohioans? A: the Ohioans were lighting it and throwing it back."shny