> > > Deathstalker Vs. Beastmaster
> >
> > Oooo, now there's one I'd like to see.
> >
> > (Beastmaster and Deathstalker face off. Beastmaster is stripped to the waist, even though
> > he's about 80 years old. Deathstalker has his sword curled up around the back of his shoulder
> > blade.)
> >
> > - Beastmaster: Who do you think you are, some kind of hero?
> > - Deathstalker: Heroes and fools are the same thing. But I'll kill you anyway.
> > - Beastmaster: Death is only death...scum! You've got to get up pretty early in the morning
> > to beat me!
> > - Deathstalker: It *is* pretty early in the morning! I'll send you to eternal damnation!
> > - Beastmaster: I *am* eternal damnation!
>
> Now I think this is where Snake Plisskin comes in; he enters, toting a gun of some absurd size
> along behind him, smoking a cigarette. He hasn't shaved in about nine days.
>
> - Snake: Eternal Damnation? Been there. What's next?
>
> - Beastmaster: Next, you go back.
>
> - Snake: I am back. Say hello to the fifteenth century! (Levels gun of absurd size)
>
> - Deathstalker: I destroy you!

Aaaaaaaaand speaking of ridiculous sequels, it's _The Return of "Battle of the Ages"_!

Head for the hills!

Women, children, and bearded college students in anoraks first!


Paul