> > Deathstalker Vs. Beastmaster
>
> Oooo, now there's one I'd like to see.
>
> (Beastmaster and Deathstalker face off. Beastmaster is stripped to the waist, even though he's about 80 years old. Deathstalker has his sword curled up around the back of his shoulder blade.)
>
> - Beastmaster: Who do you think you are, some kind of hero?
> - Deathstalker: Heroes and fools are the same thing. But I'll kill you anyway.
> - Beastmaster: Death is only death...scum! You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me!
> - Deathstalker: It *is* pretty early in the morning! I'll send you to eternal damnation!
> - Beastmaster: I *am* eternal damnation!

Now I think this is where Snake Plisskin comes in; he enters, toting a gun of some absurd size along behind him, smoking a cigarette. He hasn't shaved in about nine days.

- Snake: Eternal Damnation? Been there. What's next?

- Beastmaster: Next, you go back.

- Snake: I am back. Say hello to the fifteenth century! (Levels gun of absurd size)

- Deathstalker: I destroy you!