> Young whippersnapper, your lineal descent converges back to *two* common ancestors, not one! My own Great-to-the-sixth grandparents, Adam and Eve. How could you forget... *sniffle*
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> Lovingly, your Grandpappy Noe

Hey ya big fraud, Noah's been in the grave for thousands of years. And I didn't forget, I just didn't see the necessity of bringing that up. Sure as shootin' if I had said we all go back to Adam, somebody would have said "you forgot about Noah, stupid!" Some people are so anal...

Gri"grouchy after spending four hours at the mall the day after Thanksgiving"shny