> > That reminds me of a silly joke.
> >
> > / / / / Q: Which has greater impact -- Calgary or yogurt?
> > / / / / A: Yogurt, because yogurt has culture.

Hah. Actually, I misquoted myself. The RBJ quip is supposed to read:

/ / / / / Q: What is the *difference* between Calgary and yogurt?
/ / / / / A: "Yogurt has culture."
/ / / / / / / / / /
Intrinsically, too. And to think that I got this out of the Calgary Herald. {Image of a horse laughing}


> (MONKEYMAN throws down THE GLOVE)
>
> MONKEYMAN (Disregarding the quote inside Wolfspirit's name): Your words show disrespect to me and my city! Will you fight me, or are you a COWARD?
>
> Don "The 'melodramatic' Monkeyman" Jackson

(Aside) Yay! After one year, three months, and twenty-six days of rough-riding rabble-rousin' on the Rinkforum, I *finally* manage to get a rise out of someone. BLISS! I was seriously beginning to worry that you people were all asleep. Therefore, without further ado,

(WOLFSPIRIT picks up the GAUNTLET and smashes MONKEYMAN across both cheeks)

WOLFSPIRIT: Who ya calling YELLOW-BELLIED? I accept your foolish challenge, impish cur!

WOLFSPIRIT: But traditionally the challengee has the choice of duelling arms. *grin* (clears throat) For to eschew the effluence of blood carmine, how say you this: an indulgence of battle, for the virtue of your city most faire (snicker)? Upon your honour, how say we compare by writ -- by nip and by scrip -- the true Culture Quotient of my city, the Magnificat MONTRÉAL... versus... CALGARY the Cad? :-)

Wolf "considers bodyslamming a bighorn steer to emphasize the point, but I've already bulldogged down dinner" spirit