> (Of course, we could always go back to my original suggestion of fixing things, via the happy expedience of comparing some *other* Canadian city to yogurt. The other choices could be equally 'Winnipeg' in Manitoba, 'Hamilton' in Ontario, or 'Chibougamau' in Quebec. Not to forget 'Te Awamutu' of New Zealand, of which the entirety of its land mass is, as everyone and his dog knows, located just off the south-east corner of Canada.)
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> Wolf "extending the olive branch to Monkeyman, whilst wondering if I could still bodyslam a steer somewhere, hopefully" spirit

Monkeyman accepts the olive branch, but only because he did a brief web search the other day and couldn't find anything good to attack Montreal with...

Don "The Monkeyman" Jackson