You forgot about one faction: The non-doughnut consuming anarchists. I am a forefather of this proud organization, which is officially known as "The Organization for the Elimination of All Doughnuts and Doughnut Related Technologies", commonly shortened to O.E.A.D.D.R.T., which is incorrect, since we prefer to be referred to as N.U.T.S. I would say you should ally with us, since our victory is guaranteed at this point, but you have already shown yourself to be a firm member of the Pro-Doughnut Organizations, and as such you are an infidel who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

We are out there. We will stop at nothing. We feel no mercy when faced with a sprinkle coated chocolate doughnut. Consider yourselves warned.

Don "The Monkey'I was going to start a thread like this but I couldn't find the reference for grasshopper-based conversations, and this is better anyway'man" Jackson