> > You forgot about one faction: The non-doughnut consuming anarchists.
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> I forgot the worm faction, the green moss faction, and several of the major families of fungi, too. This war obviously only concerns those of us who are enlightened enough to be considered part of humanity. Oh, fetch me my bookmark, would you please? And turn the blinds. The glare is frightful.
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The voice of N.U.T.S. will not be stilled so easily... But seeing as how I do enjoy the occasional doughnut, I am a traitor to the cause, and must atone for my mistakes by temporarily serving a confirmed doughnutist... There, is the glare better now? Oh, and could I serve you some tea or coffee while I am fetching your bookmark?

Don "The Monkey'Really is N.U.T.S.'man" Jackson