> Wow. Those are some really bad jokes. Here's one I heard a couple of days ago and kept meaning to post for Howard, but hadn't gotten around to it yet -
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> The aquarium is preparing for the second grade class to visit when they realize that the dolphins are feeling, well, amorous. The only thing that works as an anti-aphrodesiac in dolphins is baby sea-gull meat, so one of the workers was sent to the beach to find some.
> On the way back from the beach, baby sea-gulls in hand, he had to pass through a forest. In the middle of the path, there was a sleeping lion. So, he very carefully stepped over it, only to be handcuffed by a policeman.
> He says, "Officer, what's going on?" and is told that he's under arrest. When he asks why, the officer says, "For transporting young gulls accross sedate lions for immoral porpises."
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> Luisa
I thought my jokes were bad, but you are the master! I'm going to send that to my cousin who loves bad jokes as much as I do. No, on second thought, maybe I'll wait and see how long it is before he sends it to me.
Howard