The following jokes are jokes meant to irritate the listener because they pass over the obvious answer, looking for something clever, when in fact the answer is the obvious. This makes them look dumb. The last two are my personal inventions. The first is out of some ancient jokebook (the electric banana, i think the title was). Use these jokes on people whom you wish to annoy:

the first joke is a two parter

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun
Q: How do you shoot a WHITE elephant
(they will invariably answer "with a white elephant gun")
A: No, you hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.




Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber?
A: Moo

Q: What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?
A: Fred.




All three of them worked extremely well on my girlfriend ;)