> > what the heck, here we go:
> >
> > (the classic)
> > Q: How many elephants can sit in a VW Beetle?
> > A: 4: 2 in the front, 2 in the back.
>
> Q: How many rhinocerouses can sit in a VW Beetle?
> A: None. The elephants haven't gotten out yet.
>
>
> Pa"How do you get two whales in a VW Beetle?"ul

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1000 elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Look there's 1000 elephants coming over that hill."

Q: What did he say the next time he saw them and they were wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees?

Then ask, "Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?"
They will say, "No"
Then you ask, "Works pretty good doesn't it?"

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
A: "I can't find my tractor."

Q: What did he say when he found his tractor?
A: "I found my tractor"

A man was working on a gas grill. He tried to light the pilot light and it blew him skyward.

Not funny huh?

Well try this one...

Another man was jumping from a plane, but when he pulled the ripcord his chute didn't open.

On his way down he met the man who had been working on the stove. "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No" came the reply, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"

Drac "I love stupid jokes" imaS