A blonde woman goes into a bank near an airport. She meets with a loan officer and explains that she is about to leave town for a month and would like to borrow $250.00 which she will pay off as soon as she gets back to town. The man runs her credit history which comes back spotless. Then he asks her what collateral can she leave. She hands him the title to her car, which, after inspection, he realizes is a brand new Mercedes Benz that is fully paid off. Perplexed at the value of her collateral for such a small loan, but wanting to please his customer, and not wanting to pry, he agrees and cuts her a check for $250.00

Exactly one month later the woman arrives back at the bank. When the loan officer sees her at the tellers window paying the loan he goes to her and says, "One thing I don't understand, Ma'am. If you can afford to have such a nice vehicle, and have it paid off in such a short amount of time, why did you need a mesely $250.00?" "Oh, I didn't need the money." she responded with a giggle, "But can you tell me where else I could find a parking spot this close to the airport for less than $300.00 for a full month?"