> > A blonde woman goes into a bank
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> etc
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> Marvellous. Here's my favourite one, although it's a standard *dumb* blonde joke.
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> A blonde gets tired of all the jokes about blondes and decides to dye her hair brown. To her surprise, as soon as she does this, she becomes really clever. One day she is out driving in the country and has to stop for a farmer herding sheep across the road. [*This happens a lot on New Zealand rural roads. I don't know if there's a U.S. translation of this joke.]
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> She thinks they would make cute pets, and decides to use her new brainpower to get one. She calls out to the farmer, "If I can count how many sheep in this flock in five seconds, will you give one to me?" He is surprised, but agrees.
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> The woman looks rapidly at the flock and announces "There are 153." The farmer is amazed. "You're right! Go on, take your pick." She chooses one and puts it in her car.
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> The farmer says, "OK, now I've got a question for you. If I can guess your real hair colour, will you give me my dog back?"

Hmmmmmmmm. Okay, maybe this is the American translation:
A blonde was riding on a train across the great American West when a they passed an enormous herd of buffalo (American Bison). A brunette sitting nearby looked at the herd and wondered out loud how many buffalo it contained. The blonde looked out the window for a few moments and announced that there were 1094 buffalo in the herd.
"That's amazing!" exclaimed the dark haired girl, "How could you count them so fast?"
"Easy," replied the blonde," I just count the legs and divide by four."

Is that a smart blonde joke or a dumb blonde joke or just a dumb joke?
Howard