> Another Related Quote: "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a very fine Christmas."-Also my Dad
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> Cor"Actually uses these, so he must be turning into his father"rino

My mother-in-law says some odd things and now my wife also uses them. "It's raining to beat the band." Beat the band? What the heck does that mean?

My sister-in-law also says these things, but she gets them wrong. "I'd rather have a hole in my head" somehow was turned into "I'd rather have all my skin peeled off." All she could remember was it was something horrible and physical.

My brother-in-law does something similar: "warms the cockroaches of my heart".

Just a random thought.

-Faux "off to a meeting" Pas