> Wolf "surely will not be letting you *or* Grishny come near Pixel, lest there be a transgression" spirit

Oh, come on, I put a disclaimer at the end of that anecdote (see, I'm not even calling it a "joke," I'm that sensitive). I like cats. I used to have pet cats. I like to pet other people's cats. I think kittens are adorable. I would never do that to a cat. Your cat would be perfectly safe around me.

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