> > Co"ises! I can't do this like Beasty! Only Spanish has words that end with" rrino
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> Hah! Rule Number One! Get yourself a pseudonym with a *y* on the end. It works for me.
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> > *Disclaimer: This product may cause insanity, hair loss, blue skin, increased caffeine intake, obsession with the Forum, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, boils, open wounds, and severe deprivation of a social life. Neither Corrino or Rinkworks is responsible for any side effects that you may sustain from use of this site.
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> > **Not unless our lunacy consumes your mind first.
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> You forgot RSI from typing, bouts of arguing over the merits of certain types of food and withdrawal symptoms when you don't get your rinkworks fix at least twice a day.
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> Be 'ing addicted to rinkworks will turn your complexion p' asty

Since I have been posting here for eleven years, I feel that it is my duty to inform you of some of the rules and traditions of Rinkworks.

1. It is the custom here to explain where you got the name under which you are posting. Unless, of course, it is your real name, and you are wondering where it came from yourself.

2. Sam's word is Law. We don't call him Law anymore, and nobody remembers why we call him Sam.

3. Punctuation is required, but to heck with spelling. Capitalization is limited to the first letter of words in certain locations. Never post in all caps. It is considered very TACKY. Subject-verb agreement are expected and run-on sentences is not allowed except when necessary and prepositions are the wrong thing to end a sentence with.

4. Never ask questions about rule six. It will only lead to trouble.

5. Bad jokes are good, but good jokes are taboo, kapu, and/or not allowed. Puns are okay in moderation.

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7. You will find people from numerous countries here, so be careful not to say anything that will insult them dern foreigners. Flemish jokes are out.

8. Always tell the truth. Nobody will believe you anyway.

9. Avoid taking anything too seriously.

10. It is expected that you will file a trip report as soon as you return from where ever it was that you went if you go anywhere. If you don't go anywhere, a trip report is optional.
We try to keep them to 100 words or less.

So there you are. Forget that I told you this and you will have a lot more fun on this forum.

I use my grandfather's name.
Howard