> The judge said I'd be lucky to just get a few years. They wanted to give me a chair, but I told them Leen already had one of those dumb papasan chairs, we didn't need any others.
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> And if you haven't figured it out yet, this isn't Sam at all, it's Dave having some fun. I'd love to hear at what point you, the reader, figured out this was all a silly joke.

And if you haven't figured this out, either, the "dumb papasan [sic] chairs" comment was the requisite stab at Darien. And in case you haven't noticed, Dave suX0rs.