Okay, Dave, I must admit. That was pretty clever of you! And such detail! Hehe. You do RULE!

I started to get suspicious when Sam began this rampage... Now, I don't know Sam well enough to say that he wouldn't, indeed, snap, but I don't think he would endanger the life his wife (and that of his dog, for that matter) because he "snapped".

Dave, that was one of the funniest things I have ever read, and I nearly died laughing. Oh, but I am glad to see that you are still alive and well. :-) Believe it or not, but I have missed you, even if you can't behave civilly.

Anyway, awesome. Just....awesome!

Mi"can't wait for Sam to *really* come back. Won't it be fun to see his reaction?"a