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> And if you haven't figured it out yet, this isn't Sam at all, it's Dave having some fun.

Right here, DOCTAR ROCKET SURGOEN!!!

> I'd love to hear at what point you, the reader, figured out this was all a silly joke.

Answer above.

Sorry, Sam(when you really *are* back), I figure anybody can "snap", and I don't know what you do when that happens... all I know is, I'm going to have to record your IP addy and check it every time I read a post with your name on it... :)

Nyper"calming down... sorta..."old