> > Miss Lotion's main job is to guard the house from burgulars.
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> Miss Lotion?? Is her first name Vera? As in Aloe Vera??
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Nope, it's "Miss". We call her "Lotion" for short. (someone had skin lotion on her hands when playing with the rat once...)

> >As she's a stuffed rat without legs, that's a bit beyond her capabilities. We let her sleep most of the time.
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> So she looks sorta like a big, long, hairy tadpole?
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More of a teardrop shape. Front looks like a mouse/rat. She's got bluish-gray fur.

> > -Faux "um, they're the wife's stuffed animals. really" Pas
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> Tra "Commander Bear now belongs to my son, and has to share a bed with Pooh, Blue (as in "Clues"), and a sock monkey. "nio

-Faux "We also have a small biker bear that is sitting on the dresser." Pas