> >Commander Bear was pleased to be returned to the nice people. He encouraged them to take him directly to their room and place him with their luggage for the journey home. So they did.
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> Oh, Commander Bear sounds so cute! He'd probably like to meet Mister Bear, our family stuffed bear. Mister Bear's job around the house is to make certain that the bed is safe for sleeping in and to get the humans to go to sleep.
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> Miss Lotion's main job is to guard the house from burgulars.

Miss Lotion?? Is her first name Vera? As in Aloe Vera??

>As she's a stuffed rat without legs, that's a bit beyond her capabilities. We let her sleep most of the time.
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So she looks sorta like a big, long, hairy tadpole?

> -Faux "um, they're the wife's stuffed animals. really" Pas

Tra "Commander Bear now belongs to my son, and has to share a bed with Pooh, Blue (as in "Clues"), and a sock monkey. "nio