SIERRA: Roberta Williams, all of your King's Quest games sold lots and gave us lots and lots of money. Make another one!

ROBERTA WILLIAMS: OK, how about we concentrate more on the puzzles and make a game that stimulates the imagination? With today's technology, we could fit in a more realistic world and more involved puzzles than ever before!

SIERRA: Puzzles? Nah. People aren't going to want puzzles. Just make it 3D. And forget about a plot. Plots cost too much.

ROBERTA WILLIAMS: Well...

SIERRA: We'll pay you lots and lots of money!

So....

KING: What a lovely day! [TURNS INTO STONE]

HERO-GUY: Hark! An evil wind! I will pick up something that fell out of the sky for no reason and keep it with me! Look, people are turning into stone! I can scream like a doofus! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[35000 sword slashes later, everything gets FIXED]

HERO-GUY: Yay! Wait, I'm stuck on this FLOATING ISLAND IN THE SKY!

SIERRA: Shhhhhhh! Just...ignore him....uhh... "THIS IS THE END YAY YOU WIN!"


Ka"...remember the good old days of Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana, and the slightly newer days of Thief and Zelda64... now all we get is FFXXXIV and Daika"five years to make, and it looks like a game that was made five years ago!"tana..."z!