> I just thought up a new book title. "A Martial Arts Approach to Defensive Driving" I haven't written the book yet. After that I may write "How to Enjoy Road Rage for Fun and Profit."
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There's a load of funny book titles to be made up, fitting funny writer's names. Of course, all I've made up are in Norwegian, and wouldn't survive a translation very well. Oh, wait--here's at least one:

"Vegetarian Dishes" by Mary Natemeat

The glove has been slapped in your faces.

Trav"wish i knew english better"holt.