I just thought up a new book title. "A Martial Arts Approach to Defensive Driving" I haven't written the book yet. After that I may write "How to Enjoy Road Rage for Fun and Profit."

And on an entirely unrelated matter:
Do you remember this little snip from M*A*S*H*?
"I'm an atheist."
"You're kidding!"
"Swear to God."
How"is that for a ramble?"ard