Well, Mr. 192.139.230.250 and 209.53.221.11. I wonder if you've considered this: as net users become ever more sophisticated, it gets easier and easier to track total jerks like YOU. You may *think* you can hide anonymously behind a school proxy in British Columbia... or behind a so-called dynamic IP with BCtel/Telus.net's ADSL service. But what you DON'T realize is just how many glaring fingerprints you'll always leave behind...

*Everything* you do, and where and when you do it is logged, kiddo. That's how they tracked down the infamous Yahoo/CNN.com hacker, Mafiaboy, right to his doorstep in the West Island of Montreal. He thought he could cover his traces by remotely conscripting a college network in the States to do his dirty work. He also believed that using a temporary account with Canada's largest service provider would give him additional protection. But as you can see, he thought wrong. So eat bytes and die, you lamer.