> The Mississippi really is the longest river in the world. Nile only has four letters and Amazon only six.
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> Keep a big smile on your face. Eat bananas sideways.
> How"groan"ard

I really wish I had all of the spare time that you have. But I guess that's what retirement is all about.

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