> > > Tra "The shortest river is the 'D' river in Lincoln City, OR, by both geographical standards and by Howard's" nio
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> > How short is it?
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> > Gri"in Northern Ohio we have the Cuyagoga River, a river that actually *caught on fire* once"shny
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> I'd guess only a mile or two. Someone else who actually has the time and inclination could search the net and possibly find out definitively.
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> Tra "What the heck kind of crap are you guys flushing into your ecosystem that causes a river to become flammable???" nio

Well, am I good or what?